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╠AST MONTH WE PUBLISHED AN EXCHANGE OF MEMOS AT OUR FAVORITE COMPUTER
COMPANY THAT RESULTED WHEN THE LIGHTS WENT OUT IN THE PROGRAMMING
DEPARTMENT.
╫ORD HAS IT THAT THE RESULTING DARKNESS SPREAD TO THE ╥ESEARCH & ─EVELOPMENT
─EPARTMENT, RESULTING IN A FANTASTIC BREAKTHROUGH IN COMPUTING TECHNOLOGY.
┴LL OTHER PROJECTED UPGRADES TO THE 64 SERIES OF COMPUTERS ARE SUSPENDED
AND THE NEW SERIES OF COMPUTERS HAS BEEN ANNOUNCED IN A PRESS RELEASE. ╫E
ARE PROUD TO BE THE FIRST TO BRING YOU NEWS OF THE NEW SERIES OF COMPUTERS
BASED ON THE 00:01 SERIES ├╨╒.
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╧╞╞╔├╔┴╠ ╨╥┼╙╙ ╥┼╠┼┴╙┼
─┴╥╦64
╘HE ─┴╥╦64 IS A TECHNOLOGICAL BREAKTHROUGH DESTINED TO ECLIPSE ALL COMPUTERS
OPERATING IN THE LIGHT.
╘HE ─┴╥╦64 RESULTS FROM STUDY, RESEARCH, AND DEVELOPMENT IN THE DARK. ╔T IS
FASTER THAN ALL COMPUTERS OPERATING IN THE LIGHT BECAUSE DARK TRAVELS FASTER
THAN LIGHT. ╘HIS HAS LONG BEEN SUSPECTED BY OUR TECHNICIANS WHO OFFER THE
PROOF THAT BEFORE LIGHT REACHES ANYPLACE, DARK IS ALREADY THERE.
╘HE ─┴╥╦64 USES THE NEWLY DISCOVERED SUBATOMIC PARTICLE, THE ─┴╥╦╧╞╞.
╥ESEARCH HAS DETERMINED THAT TWO ─┴╥╦╧╞╞S COMBINE TO FORM THE BASIC
ELEMENTARY PARTICLE OF DARKNESS, THE ╨╔╘├╚─┴╥╦. ╘HREE ─┴╥╦╧╞╞S COMBINED FORM
THE ELEMENTARY PARTICLE OF DARK MANAGEMENT, THE ┼╪┼┘═╧╥╧╬. ┴NY NUMBER OF
COMBINED ┼╪┼┘═╧╥╧╬S FORM A ╠┼┴─═╧╥╧╬.
╘HE ─┴╥╦64 REQUIRES VERY LITTLE POWER. ╙O LITTLE, IN FACT, THAT IT IS
COMPLETELY POWERED BY A SINGLE ─┴╥╦ ├┼╠╠. ╘HE ─┴╥╦ ├┼╠╠ IS SIMILIAR TO A
SOLAR CELL, BUT MORE EFFICIENT IN THAT IT CAN BE RECHARGED IN THE DARK AND
IS NOT DEPENDANT ON LIGHT.
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┴ COMPLETE BUNDLED SOFTWARE PACKAGE, DEVELOPED IN OUR OWN ╙OFTWARE
╨ROGRAMMING ─EPARTMENT, COMES WITH EACH ─┴╥╦64. ╔T INCLUDES:
─╧╙ (─ARK ╧PERATING ╙YSTEM)
╠╒╬┴╥-├ (├OMPLEX ├ ├OMPILER)
╬┴─┴ (A NEW OBJECT-ORIENTED PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE)
─┴╥╦┬┴╙┼-╓ (A DARKBASED DATABASE THAT LEAVES NO TRACE OF ITSELF IN MEMORY OR
ON DISK.)
╫╥╔╘┼─┴╥╦ (┴ WORD PROCESSOR BASED ON THE COMBINATION OF ─┴╥╦╧╞╞╙ CALLED AN
╧╪┘═╧╥╧╬.)
─┴╥╦╙╨┼╠╠ (ALLOWS YOU TO CREATE YOUR OWN WORD LIST AND CHECK YOUR ╫╥╔╘┼─┴╥╦
SPELLING)
─┴╥╦╠╔╬╟ (A DARK BASIC COMPILER. ├AN COMPILE YOUR PROGRAMS TO A POINT WHERE
THEY WILL NOT TAKE UP ANY ROOM ON YOUR DISK AT ALL)
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╙PECIAL HARDWARE FEATURES OF THE ─┴╥╦64 INCLUDE:
* ╨HANTOM MEMORY COMPOSED ENTIRELY OF SHADOW ╥┴═ WITH A HUGE ├┴├╚┼.
* ─┴╥╦╙╔─ CHIP. ┴ MULTI-VOICED SOUND CHIP THAT COMES WITH MANY DEMONSTRATION
TUNES SUCH AS ─┴╥╦ ┼┘┼╙, ─┴╥╦ ╥┴╨╘╒╥┼, ═╧╧╬╠┼╙╙ ╙╧╬┴╘┴.
* ─┴╥╦╫┴╘├╚. ┴ TIMER CHIP BASED ON THE 28 DAY ╠╒╬┴╥ ├┘├╠┼. ╔TS BASIC TIME
WILL BE STORED IN ╠╒╬┴╥ ╘╔├╦╙.
* ─┼─ ═ONITOR. ┴ FLAT SCREEN DISPLAY BASED ON THE ─ARK ┼MITTING ─IODE.
* ╬IGHT ╙HIFT. ┴ NEW CONCEPT IN SHIFT KEYS.
* ┌├╨╒. ┴ NEW ┌ BASED CHIP THAT ALLOWS YOU TO COMPUTE IN ─┴/┌/┼.
* ╘┼─ CHIP. A NEW VERY LOW POWERED CHIP BASED ON TH ╘OTALLY ┼NERGYLESS
─┴╥╦ PRINCIPLE. ┴LLOWS INSTANT COMMUNICATION IN ┌ERO ╘IME. ┴LL OF THIS IS
BASED ON THE RESEARCH INTO THE THEORY OF ─┴╥╦ AND THE FACT THAT BECAUSE
─┴╥╦ IS ALREADY THERE YOUR COMUNICATION WILL ALSO BE THERE THE INSTANT
YOU SEND IT. ╔T WILL ALLOW YOU TO COMMUNICATE INSTANTLY WITH ALL THE
OTHER PROGRAMMERS WHO ARE WORKING TOTALLY IN THE DARK.
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─ON'T BE LEFT IN THE LIGHT. ╟ET A ─┴╥╦64 AND BE TOTALLY IN THE DARK.